In Redondo Beach, Calif., a police officer arrested a driver after a short chase and charged him with drunk driving. Officer
Joseph Fonteno's suspicions were aroused when he saw the white Mazda MX-7 rolling down Pacific Coast Highway with half of
a traffic-light pole, including the lights, lying across its hood. The driver had hit the pole on a median strip and simply
kept driving. According to Fonteno, when the driver was asked about the pole, he said, "It came with the car when I bought
The record for the world’s worst drivers is a toss-up between two candidates: First, a 75-year-old man who received
10 traffic tickets, drove on the wrong side of the road four times, committed four hit-and-run offenses, an caused six accidents,
all within 20 minutes on October 15, 1966. Second, a 62-year-old woman who failed her driving test 40 times before passing
it in August, 1970 (by that time, she had spent over $700 in lessons, and could no longer afford to buy a car).
Richard Milhouse Nixon was the first US President whose name contains all the letters from the word "0." William Jefferson
Clinton is the 2nd.
A Hawaiian stamp of 1851 with a face value of 2 cents was the sole reason Gaston Leroux, a Parisian philatelist, murdered
its owner, Hector Giroux.
Lawsuits filed by California inmates cost the taxpayers more than $25 million in 1994.
Archduke Karl Ludwig (1833-1896), brother of the Austrian emperor, was a man of such piety that on a trip to the Holy Land,
he insisted on drinking from the River Jordan, despite warnings that it would make him fatally ill. He died within a few weeks.
Peter Karpin, a German espionage agent in World War I, was seized by French Intelligence agents in 1914 as soon as he entered
the country. Keeping his capture a secret, the French sent faked reports from Karpin to Germany and intercepted the agent's
wages and expense money until Karpin escaped in 1917. With those funds the French purchased an automobile, which, in 1919,
in occupied Rurh, accidentally ran down and killed a man, who proved to be Peter Karpin.
When police arrived in Appleton, Wisconsin to remove a woman's children because of a complaint that she had given her 11-year-old
daughter a "swirlie" (Holding her head in a flushing toilet). The woman reportedly said, "I haven't had a vacation in 13 years,
go ahead and take them!"
A reward of $1,000 was offered for information leading to the capture and conviction of a man robbing taxi drivers. The
man turned himself in and demanded the reward as a result. He received a 20 year sentence for aggravated robbery instead.
The Belgium news agency Belga reported in November that a man suspected of robbing a jewelry store in Liege said he couldn't
have done it because he was busy breaking into a school at the same time. Police then arrested him for breaking into the school.
A couple robbing a store caught on camera could not be identified until the police reviewed the security tape. The woman
filled out an entry form for a free trip prior to robbing the store.
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window
and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for
an offense committed by his limb." "Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one
year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses." The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's assistance he detached
his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.
In 1970, Russel T. Tansie, an Arizona lawyer filed a $100,000 damage lawsuit against God. The suit was filed on behalf
of Mr. Tansie's secretary, Betty Penrose, who accused God of negligence in His power over the weather when He allowed a lightning
bolt to strike her home. Ms. Penrose won the case when the defendant failed to appear in court. Whether or not she collected
has not been recorded.
A man went in to rob a bank. He demanded the clerk to give him all the money. They told him to go sit out in his car and
they would bring him the bags of money. He agreed and went out to his car. In the meantime, the people in the bank called
the police. When they got there the man was still sitting in his car waiting for the money and they arrested him.
In South Carolina, an inmate who was paralyzed behind bars says in a lawsuit that Spartanburg County jail guards should
have stopped him from doing back flips off a desk in his cell. Torrence Johnson, who is suing for unspecified damages, said
recently that he fell and crushed a vertebra while being held in maximum-security in 1998.
R.C. Gaitlan, 21, walked up to two patrol officers who were showing their squad car computer felon-location equipment to
children in a Detroit neighborhood. When he asked how the system worked, the officer asked him for identification. Gaitlan
gave them his drivers license, they entered it into the computer, and moments later they arrested Gaitlan because information
on the screen showed Gaitlan was wanted for a two-year-old armed robbery in St. Louis, Missouri.
Dennis Newton was on trial for the armed robbery of a convenience store in district court when he fired his lawyer. Assistant
district attorney Larry Jones said Newton, 47, was doing a fair job of defending himself until the store manager testified
that Newton was the robber. Newton jumped up, accused the woman of lying and then said, "I should have blown your head off."
The defendant paused, then quickly added, "If I'd been the one that was there." The jury took 20 minutes to convict Newton
and recommended a 30-year sentence.
A Texan convicted of robbery worked out a deal to pay $9600 in damages rather than serve a two-year prison sentence. For
payment, he gave the court a forged check. He got his prison term back, plus eight more years.
A man was arrested and charged with the robbery—of vending machines. The man posted bail, entirely in quarters.
A teenager in Belmont, New Hampshire robbed the local convenience store. Getting away with a pocket full of change, the
boy walked home. He did not realize, however, that he had holes in both of his pockets. A trail of quarters and dimes led
police directly to his house.
A judge in Louisville decided a jury went "a little bit too far" in recommending a sentence of 5,005 years for a man who
was convicted of five robberies and a kidnapping. The judge reduced the sentence to 1,001 years.
Eugene-Francois Midocq, a French thief and outlaw, evaded the police for years, turned police spy, joined the force as
a detective, and ultimately used his knowledge of crime to establish a new crime-fighting organization, the Surete.
Tyson Mitchell of Iowa City, Iowa walked into the police station, for some reason that nobody understands, and asked the
dispatcher if he was wanted for any crimes. He was and was also arrested, on the spot. But wait! There's more! The police
found several bags of cocaine in his pocket.
Organized crime is estimated to account for 10% of the United States' national income.
In a stroke of irony, the maximum security prison in St. Albans, Vermont, was responsible in 1996 for sending out public
relations brochures enticing tourists to visit Vermont.
A guy wearing pantyhose on his face tried to rob a store in a mall. When security came, he quickly grabbed a shopping bag
and pretended to be shopping, forgetting that he was still wearing the pantyhose. He was captured and his loot was returned
to the store.
A man robbed a convenience store and ran out with a bag full of cash. He got down the street and realized he had left his
car keys on the counter. When he returned to the store, he was promptly arrested.
Eleven days before the statute of limitations was to expire on the Brink's robbery in Boston, Massachusetts, that netted
nearly $3 million in January 1950, one of the robbers confessed and betrayed his fellow robbers.
Spies must always know how to go underground—it's in the nature of their job. But during World War I, Heinrich Albert,
a German operative in the United States, failed miserably at this task.
The guy was carrying in his briefcase plans to
sabotage American factories. So what does he do? He takes the New York City subway and manages to leave his briefcase on the
train! American agents following him recovered the documents.
Airport security personnel find about six weapons a day searching passengers.
Sawney Beane, his wife, 8 sons, 6 daughters, and 32 grandchildren were a family of cannibals that lived in the caves near
Galloway, Scotland in the early 17th Century. Although the total number is not known, it is believed they claimed over 50
victims per year. The entire family was taken by an army detachment to Edinburgh and executed, apparently without trial.
Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires
to a photocopy machine. The message "He's lying" was placed in the copier, and police pressed the copy button each time they
thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth. Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed.
An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break his former girlfriend's windshield, accidentally shot himself
to death when the gun discharged, blowing a rather large hole in his stomach.
A drunk security man asked a colleague at the Moscow bank they were guarding to stab his bullet-proof vest to see if it
would protected him against a knife attack. It didn't, and the 25-year-old guard died of a heart wound.
A San Diego man sued the city for emotional trauma during a concert when he saw women using the men's rest room.
A young criminal walked into a bank and quietly handed the teller a note demanding several thousand dollars. Disguised,
the man could have easily gotten away. However, he had idiotically written the note on a piece of his own stationery; it included
his full name and address.
T'Chacka Mshinda Thorpe, 25, was arrested in Lynchburg, Va., in May and charged with possession of cocaine after a brief
chase; police caught up to him after Thorpe tripped on his low-riding baggy pants, fell, and fractured his femur.
Edney Raphael, 39, running from a stabbing in Philadelphia with a bloody knife in his hand, was captured following a foot
chase; he had turned his head to see where the officers were and run smack into a parking meter.
A 20 year old protester was arrested in Montana after he assaulted a congress women from Iowa with a salmon.
Student Robert Ricketts, 19, had his head bloodied when he was struck by a Conrail train. He told police he was trying
to see how close to the moving train he could place his head without getting hit.
The words were tattooed across the forehead of Wayne Black, a suspected thief. When confronted by police, Black insisted
he wasn't Wayne Black. To prove it, he stood in front of a mirror and insisted he was Kcalb Enyaw.
[Webmaster's Note: I don't know if the following individuals can actually be considered criminals, but, what the heck...]Three
monkeys hurled bananas and crab apples at cars on Interstate 95, then fled into the woods, police said. Police believe the
monkeys escaped while being taken to the state fair in Richmond or a circus in North Carolina. State Trooper Mike Scott was
flagged down Sunday by a driver who had pulled over near Jarratt. "When I walked up to the car, it looked like a banana had
been smeared on the side," Scott said. The woman told him a monkey had thrown the fruit about a mile back. "I started laughing,"
Scott said. But he drove to the scene of the attack and found a van and a station wagon on the side of the highway. "A man
said, 'I know this sounds crazy, but a monkey threw an apple at our car,'" Scott said. Just then, something hit the van. "Lo
and behold there were three brown monkeys in an oak tree throwing crab apples," Scott said. The primates jumped down, ran
across the highway and escaped into more trees.
A Linthicum, Maryland woman, dressed only in bra and panties, lost her balance while putting down linoleum in her home
and fell smack into the glue that was spread on the floor, according to Battalian Chief John M. Scholz of the county Fire
Department. She became stuck to the floor (mistake one) but somehow managed to free herself after awhile and called the emergency
When the EMTs arrived they found her sitting on her couch (mistake number two). She was now glued to her couch.
She had crossed her legs (mistake number three). Her legs were now glued together. And they also found her cordless phone
glued to her hand.
Crews, using solvent-dipped sterile gauze pads, eventually freed her legs, hands and extremities. She
refused to be taken to the hospital.